Denims, the ever-surviving staple wardrobe is making its way to the beach but definitely not for a good cause. A new denim-print ‘Jeado’ swimming briefs are hitting the summery beaches and it is so bad that the only good thing that comes out of it is giving Borat in swimwear a company at the beach. Call it man speedos or budgie smugglers, this denim-print ‘Jeado’ swimming briefs will make heads turn all the same and not for a good fashion cause.
A US-based fashion brand stock a variety of denim-themed swimwear to ensure you look stylishly off-duty by the pool both for your yourself and your boyfriend but we aren’t sure if the ‘stylish’ term is out taken from the same dictionary. The Daytona Sarong Jeado Swin Brief pants are listed at a price of $39,99 cost and come in sizes S through to XXL and they're quick-drying, "smooth on your gear", fully lined and have an elastic waistband along with a drawstring.
This beach-nightmare, butt-hugging item known as the ‘Jeado’, comes in three distinct denim-themed shades: the classic Daytona Dong Sarong, the jet black Houston Hog Holster and of course, Assid Washers. The brand who have praised their own product for being ‘quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear’ describes their product as:
‘’Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world…or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church.
Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too.
And if you’re really risky you’ll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You’ll probably get tossed out, but you’ll look and taste good doing it’’
Errrr… are you sure?